Sergeant Frottage
£275.00
Sergeant Frottages problem is that he always rubs people up the wrong way. Last week he rubbed up against a lady in a chihuahua costume whilst wearing his pvc onesie and the ball lightening was registered by NASA. When he's not frottaging, he mostly spends his time making non-gender specific robots (they're Androidogenous) and racing teapots. His favourite food is hedgehog flavoured ice cream.
He stands at 75cm tall
There's a few photos on the end of the reel that are old ones that I can't delete for some reason. Basically, I didn't like his eyes so I reworked them to how you see in the 1st 5 pictures.
