Morris
£65.00
Morris is only a minor. He was a major but he got demoted after making the infantry of the West Frecklington Gilded Underpants Squadron tickle tortoises in Tewksbury when they should've been fighting six legged Moglodons on the planet Tiddlypecker.
Still, now he's got more time on his hands, he can pursue his hobby of dugging.
He's 58cm tall