Kev the Manc
£265.00
One for the lover of old school SciFi B movies maybe? I wrote this guys story as a poem, very much inspired by John Cooper Clarke. It needs reading in a Manc accent. it’s a bit rude so, if you’re easily offended, then don’t read on…
Now Kev the Manc
Had a yank in a bank
Tried to leave a deposit
But he drew a blank
The girl on reception
had a preoccupation
With how Kev tugged
with a clink and a clank
As she screamed her abuse
his nuts came unloose
And never again did Kev yank in a bank.
Substitute the work ‘yank’ for something ruder if you prefer😳.
He stands at 78cm tall and his bulb is a standard Edison fit.
